True life: I never had cable TV until 2015. The only time I watched TV shows was on Netflix, Hulu, or basic channels; having cable was a whole new world. When we did get cable, after the installation men explained in detail how to use the remote, I watched commercials for HOURS.
Because that’s all that is on cable now, right? Almost all the commercials were funny, inspiring, or advertising a car—those are usually in a class of their own.
